My mind is blank

He: “I offer you the world”

She: “i have my own, bitch”

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kuuuhteee:

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kingnycjohnson:

Hahaha I don’t EVER use pick up lines but I’m definitely stealing this

hahahahahahaha.

holy shit dying . brb

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i love it

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Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic

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I say goodbye to our past

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Oreki & Chitanda | HYOUKA (episode-18)

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